Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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