What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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