- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.