- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

what's funny about war? nothing!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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