- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why are balck people black because they are

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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