- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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