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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

why did the blue berry cross the road

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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