so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why? Why not?

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