How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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