Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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