Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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