- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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