- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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