- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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