- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

David Cameron

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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