What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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