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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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