Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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