- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's 1+1? 69.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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