what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Anti Joke

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