What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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