A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

a man checks his mypsace

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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