Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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