How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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