you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Get on the boat.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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