if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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