- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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