A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

when debbie meets downer

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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