A man walks into a bar. Ow

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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