- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Get on the boat.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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