- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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