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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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