- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Girls Lacrosse.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

a black man walks out of popeyes

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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