Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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WILLYS

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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wenis

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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