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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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