- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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