Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Happy Monday!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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silver bullet?

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Anti Joke

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