Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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