A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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