A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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This is an anti- joke

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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