- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

whats 2+2? 4

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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