Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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