- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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