Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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