- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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