A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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