What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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