- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

I Have a Black Friend

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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