Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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