- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Male leadership.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

An anti-joke

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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