- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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