- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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