- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

"Knock knock" Come in!

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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