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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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