roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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I'm so punny.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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