- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

white or wheat? wheat please.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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