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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

1+2 = 6

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What rhymes with milk...milf

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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