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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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