Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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John lazzaro likes dick

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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