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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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