- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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