- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

William wright is Gay

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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