- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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