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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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