- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

a man makes a bad joke

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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