- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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