who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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