Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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