Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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I'm Polish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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