- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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