- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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