Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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