- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

can you touch your toes? no

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