Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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