- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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