I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Jersey Shore.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Anti Joke

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