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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A seal walks into a club.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A storm be brewin!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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