what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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