- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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