How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Charlie Sheen

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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