- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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