A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How does a black guy die? Unknown

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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