A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

united we sit, cause we're fat

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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