Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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George W. Bush

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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