What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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woman's rights

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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