- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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