Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Read a Book.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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