why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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