What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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