why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Knock Knock. Come in.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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