Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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