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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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