oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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a black man pays his child support

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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^ That's not even funny ^

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Anti Joke

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