- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

NEVER

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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