- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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