- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

The Morman Religion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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