what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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eh

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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