- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

You know whats annoying? Steve

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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