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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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