- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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