Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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your mom.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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