What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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whats 2+2? 4

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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