- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Womens rights

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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