- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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