- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Knock, knock. Come in.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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