- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Whats worse than a joke? This

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Death by kayak

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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