What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

all these jokes are horrible now

So this guy was making a sandwich...

women's rights

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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