How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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