How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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12/23/2012

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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