- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Obama = ebola

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call a black man? A person

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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