A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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