- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

I'm Polish.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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