- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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