- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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