- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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