- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Want to hear a joke? No.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

why does the man appear fat he is

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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