What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Take part of what?

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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