What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Charlie Sheen is winning

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

whats brown and sticky a stick

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