What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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