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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Get on the boat.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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