- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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