3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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